but where are my favourite stories about your gym men
omg but the gym men are disappointing now.
1) I was away for 2 weeks so went to a different gym as a casual in that city
2) Since I’ve been back for a week, I’ve been going late at night when no one’s around, and one visit was at a different gym (~with the boy~)
OHP king aka gym unicorn aka best shoulders to exist: Haven’t seen him in ages. At least 3 weeks. He usually goes on weekdays around 6. He is still my #1 gym crush.
Sex dream guy: I’m disappointed in him ever since I saw him do the spanking motion behind a girls back. Now I think he’s disrespectful and yucky. I have seen him a few times. I basically ignore him now, except he wears some cool gym shirts man, I want them.
Sexy strong scottish man: He said hi to me a few days ago. He’s bffs with sex dream guy. I wish he was my friend, but alas do not know how to befriend him.
Gym owners son: Is talking to me less. Not sure what I’ve done. Maybe he just ain’t in da mood for chats.
Truth be told, I’m thinking I will change gyms soon. This cocaine dealing, zero maintenance, 24hr no rules gym is cool and all but I’m really missing certain pieces of equipment and A TOILET. I forgot to write about the fact they turned the ladies toilet into something else so for the last month or so there is nowhere for ladies to pee. It’s just like…. really? I am one of maybe 6 regular females at the gym… do you WANT us to leave? And yeah there’s certain things I wish they had and I miss them (I haven’t been able to do back extensions all year, there’s no platform so I do oly lifts in the rack, the rowing machines monitors don’t work so I can’t do sprints or time myself at all, the 45deg leg press sucks, the horizontal leg press cable snaps every time I use it etc etc). Now that I’ve moved, the gym is no longer walking distance, which really was the appeal in the first place. So there’s now the nightmare of finding a park because the stupid gym only has 2 or 3. Also it’d just be cool to get out of this small box community and meet more people, maybe talk to people who are actually into the same things I’m into (as opposed to these guys and their…. drugs). The hardest part about joining somewhere else is going to be to remember that gyms have closing times and I can no longer snatch at midnight lolllll
It’s going to be awkward trying to cancel my membership… you know what these guys are like. They’ll come up with a million reasons why I can make it work. I just am putting off that conversation with them til I find a new gym.