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Hey! Did you bloat much after your easter treats..how did they affect your keto?

I’m not currently in ketosis due to Easter, I haven’t been in since Tuesday last week and won’t be back in until later this week :)

I don’t view it as anything other than “living life”. Last year I didn’t have any chocolate at Easter because the situation was different and it made me happy to continue eating as normal, and I was just as happy then as I am this Easter. I just roll with how I feel and what I feel like doing

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omg you are actually the best ~ your happiness is so infectious and reading your posts always helps me believe that one day i'll be able to get my shit together! you are hilarious and such a fab role model xoxoxoxo

I’m loving these new compliments re: me being funny huehuehue

I am very very happy that my posts bring others happiness and positivity though, that will forever be my favourite outcome of this blog :3

~outtake incl. bailing~

Bahaha literally got so excited about handstands that I have done so many today that I am 99% sure I have ripped my gluteus medius and am in severe pain but it was so worth it

~outtake incl. bailing~

Bahaha literally got so excited about handstands that I have done so many today that I am 99% sure I have ripped my gluteus medius and am in severe pain but it was so worth it

Handstands and tyre flippin’ badassery

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WHY ARE YOU SO NICE/Awesome/ beautiful/hot AND NOT IN MY LIFEEE ugh come to america! but ALSO HAVE LOTS OF fun adventuring/loving cbel!!!

It is insanely flattering that you think those things about me!!

I am loving Cbel so good, don’t you worry

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As someone living in the US who never thought my music taste would venture much outside of indie rock, thank you for posting your music! You have great taste :)

Heh heh this is such a good compliment

Thank you kind stranger

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You're like the incredible shrinking woman!

Bahaha! I don’t think I’ve shrunk any more recently!

~jasmine liveblogs 5 hour car trip~

I went to the gas station shortly after leaving and a boy working there gave me free chocolate and skittles ~yeah he hollerin’~

After listening to the Bastille no scrubs cover at least 50 times, I had to get more gas before the gas stations started closing for the night. I pulled up next to a late model ute (what you Americans call a “truck”). Two boys who looked way too young were in it, singing along to “talk dirty to me”. I went inside to buy caffeinated beverages and one of them yelled “nice ass”. Hell yes it is. Then the line ~hanging out the passengers side of his best friends ride, tryin to holler at me~ crossed my mind and I smirked and then he yelled “I can see you smirking!” Argh accidental engagement of cat caller!

The rest of the trip was simply me screaming to no scrubs, as promised, and reflecting on life. I love driving long distance, especially at night. It just reminds me I have the power to pick up and go anywhere if I wanted to… But I no longer want to, because my life as it is has everything I need :3

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I just read your Thai massage story omg you are hilarious. I nearly had a heart attack at the end.

Huehuehue I’m so glad that story can live on in the archives of the internet and continue to provide lols for future generations

Am going to be belting this at the top of my lungs for the entire 5 hour drive

Cannot get enough

orjasmicliving:

Sorry but both of these must be full size today

You know it’s a flippin’ good day when despite sleeping in and going to work in dirty, ill fitting clothes without makeup or doing your hair you still look bangin’

THANK YOU EYELASH EXTENSIONS. THANK YOU GENERALLY TIDY HAIR GENETICS

I SEE butterbel IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS AND I CANT CONTAIN MYSELF

Despite looking so fab today was pretty average at work. V busy and v many awkward and difficult patients and situations.

BUT NOW I DRIVE INTO THE NIGHT

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Random question: did you ever notice your mons pubis shrink at all? Idk, me and my bff (who isn't overweight) kinda laugh about what we consider our relative "puss chub". THATS SO VULGAR IM SO SORRY. Just curious if EVERYTHING shrinks...

Omg I am loling

But yes, everything shrinks

Weird ways I have noticed this include the chubby eyelids thing I mentioned this morning, my necklaces are suddenly much longer, shoes have to be done up much tighter, and all of my rings are too big

I think the small things are often the unexpected things because I can’t say I really noticed my feet shrinking…

Currently eating a bell pepper like an apple

Currently eating a bell pepper like an apple

Sorry but both of these must be full size today

You know it’s a flippin’ good day when despite sleeping in and going to work in dirty, ill fitting clothes without makeup or doing your hair you still look bangin’

THANK YOU EYELASH EXTENSIONS. THANK YOU GENERALLY TIDY HAIR GENETICS

I SEE butterbel IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS AND I CANT CONTAIN MYSELF

A message from Anonymous
jaz, your eyes look SO MUCH bigger!! ~compare to 3/4 months ago!! omygod what a change!!!

Bahahaha

It is funny how much fat I actually use to have above and around my eyes. There was no point even wearing eye makeup because my chubby eyelids were so hooded, and now they’re not!