Jesus Christ I just stalked the guy who got my number on Facebook and his ex gf is an 11/10

Look at my flatmates kitty trying to steal my dinner!!!! So cute but so naughtyyyy

I decided to go on an impromptu ~night out~ of sorts. Tomorrow (today) is Anzac Day which is a public holiday so all (most) of the bars had to close at midnight. We decided to go out in a place ~30mins drive away; I’ve never been out in that area before.

I wore a tight dress and very high heels and I felt like I wasn’t me. Sometimes it’s nice to be someone else?

I was with A & K and a boy, S. I have met S once before. He didn’t remember meeting me and implied that I wasn’t attractive when he first met me “but you’re hot now”. Wow people do not think about what comes out of their mouths. He didn’t even meet me that long ago, but I was wearing my glasses and had my hair up and was just watching movies at the time and tonight obviously tight dress + makeup etc. He then said “oh I’d be ok with that” [as in my “other appearance”, for chilling at home]. He really really really dug a hole.

I met a few guys. One guy in particular tried to buy me a drink (but failed, long story…) and we chatted. He introduced me to all of his friends and I ended up spending more time chatting to 2 of his female friends than I did to him. They were gorgeous and so lovely and were really flattering (they pretended to bow down to me when I told them what I am studying/have studied). They said I should hang out with them again. What is this?! Friendship dating?! How the fuck do I go out drinking and end up with a new friend group instead of interested men? Anyway, later on he eventually asked for my number, because “how else will I contact you so we can hang out again”. It’s funny because usually if girls get involved in a guys business they are being possessive and potentially cockblocking but that clearly didn’t happen here. I felt like I passed some test 

Now I’m home in bed. Yeah. Going out is always so strange for me. Every time I go out I look a bit different (read: more acceptable to a wider group of society) and thus every experience is different

Look at my flatmates kitty trying to steal my dinner!!!! So cute but so naughtyyyy

I decided to go on an impromptu ~night out~ of sorts. Tomorrow (today) is Anzac Day which is a public holiday so all (most) of the bars had to close at midnight. We decided to go out in a place ~30mins drive away; I’ve never been out in that area before.

I wore a tight dress and very high heels and I felt like I wasn’t me. Sometimes it’s nice to be someone else?

I was with A & K and a boy, S. I have met S once before. He didn’t remember meeting me and implied that I wasn’t attractive when he first met me “but you’re hot now”. Wow people do not think about what comes out of their mouths. He didn’t even meet me that long ago, but I was wearing my glasses and had my hair up and was just watching movies at the time and tonight obviously tight dress + makeup etc. He then said “oh I’d be ok with that” [as in my “other appearance”, for chilling at home]. He really really really dug a hole.

I met a few guys. One guy in particular tried to buy me a drink (but failed, long story…) and we chatted. He introduced me to all of his friends and I ended up spending more time chatting to 2 of his female friends than I did to him. They were gorgeous and so lovely and were really flattering (they pretended to bow down to me when I told them what I am studying/have studied). They said I should hang out with them again. What is this?! Friendship dating?! How the fuck do I go out drinking and end up with a new friend group instead of interested men? Anyway, later on he eventually asked for my number, because “how else will I contact you so we can hang out again”. It’s funny because usually if girls get involved in a guys business they are being possessive and potentially cockblocking but that clearly didn’t happen here. I felt like I passed some test

Now I’m home in bed. Yeah. Going out is always so strange for me. Every time I go out I look a bit different (read: more acceptable to a wider group of society) and thus every experience is different

Hi I’m at the gym and my legs have disappeared and I’ve stuffed my bra with socks because my nipples show so obviously

Bahahahaha so this is why my phone keeps freezing

Bahahahaha so this is why my phone keeps freezing

~I woke up like dis~ (literally, am still in bed at 10am like massive slug)

The unidentified bush item that was in my eye from the weekend is finally gone! Rejoice! On Tuesday I was grocery shopping and I realised people thought I was winking at them because my eye had to keep closing due to the irritation. Mildly awkward. But now I’m really good at winking on that side?

I am so sore from negative pull-ups last night. Up until now I’ve always just used the assisted machine, partially because the pull-up bar in my gym is right in front of all of the cardio equipment and I don’t like doing things I’m not confident with in front of people (but I always eventually make myself do them). I familiarized myself with the area to get more confident about ~doing my thing~ in front of people and then I got a higher platform to get up to the bar from (seeing as only men in my gym use the bar, the platform isn’t high enough for me to reach) and jumped, held, and then just lowered myself as slowly as I could. I knew it was going to be sore today but I feel like I have more sore places than I have actual identifiable muscles

I cannot wait for the day when I do a full unassisted pull-up. I will screech and beat my chest like a crazed creature (similar nonsense will also occur when I get a 60kg bench)

~I woke up like dis~ (literally, am still in bed at 10am like massive slug)

The unidentified bush item that was in my eye from the weekend is finally gone! Rejoice! On Tuesday I was grocery shopping and I realised people thought I was winking at them because my eye had to keep closing due to the irritation. Mildly awkward. But now I’m really good at winking on that side?

I am so sore from negative pull-ups last night. Up until now I’ve always just used the assisted machine, partially because the pull-up bar in my gym is right in front of all of the cardio equipment and I don’t like doing things I’m not confident with in front of people (but I always eventually make myself do them). I familiarized myself with the area to get more confident about ~doing my thing~ in front of people and then I got a higher platform to get up to the bar from (seeing as only men in my gym use the bar, the platform isn’t high enough for me to reach) and jumped, held, and then just lowered myself as slowly as I could. I knew it was going to be sore today but I feel like I have more sore places than I have actual identifiable muscles

I cannot wait for the day when I do a full unassisted pull-up. I will screech and beat my chest like a crazed creature (similar nonsense will also occur when I get a 60kg bench)

23/04/14
2x8 60kg deadlifts
2x8 80kg deadlifts
1x3 45kg bench
1x1 50kg bench
Handstands
250m rowing sprints: 0:50, 0:52
Captains chair leg raises
Decline sit-ups
Negative pull-ups unassisted
Negative chin-ups unassisted

22/04/14
Stretching
Hand stands
Assisted pull-ups

21/04/14
Nature walks with Cbel & Lucy

20/04/14
Gym muck around with Cbel & Lucy
Hang cleans, one arm t-bar presses, tyre flips, hand stands

A message from Anonymous
I read that last anon as "woooo to tomorrow!" as in, some kind of enthusiastic carpe diem cry, and your reply kind of fitted in with that interpretation, and then I just came back onto your blog and reread it and realised that wasn't at all what they meant. I kinda preferred my first misreading of it.

Ahahahaha fuck I love you guys

A message from Anonymous
wuu2 tomorrow?

This is actually possibly the funniest message I’ve ever received because it’s just so out of context

I am staying home (finally, have been out and about every day since last Monday when this break from uni began) and studying, as I have my first big exam for med (worth 9% of my years grade) next Monday!!!!

orjasmicliving:

Oh my god a guy at my gym just asked me if I’m a professional athlete and I was so surprised I laughed in his face and I think I may have really offended him

Seriously yesterday was a weird day for me in terms of interaction with strangers

After this happened, I noticed a lady who is new to the gym lying on a bench. She was there for ages, while I was doing handstands, but I figured she was doing sets in between and I was only noticing her when resting between sets. However, I then heard her saying something, but she was clearly alone. I went over to her and she asked me to help her. She had obviously lay down on the bench and couldn’t get up (I mean seriously anyone with a booty knows how awkward it is to lie on a flat bench with your feet flat the first time). I helped her up and she was so embarrassed and kept apologizing. Obviously there was no need for her to apologise and I tried to reassure her but she seemed really upset. Now I’m sad because I have a feeling I’m not going to see her in the gym again :(

Also at the supermarket my avocados wouldn’t come up on the computer and it took ages to try and get a barcode but in the end the lady deliberately scanned them through as the wrong item (cheaper) yay for treating customer service staff like actual humans

I like it when it feels like you get back what you give out

A message from Anonymous
Post some thing long and analytic! I miss it! And thank you ^.^

I have had something ~brewing~ recently so if my fingers are in a cooperative typing mood tonight I shall write it up ~just for you~

Last set of wonderful Easter memories

ft. Free vegan snacks on our hike, a creature shredding the rubbish for a chicken carcass (so not vegan), and my donut with chocolate syringe (much doctor many surgical)

Oh my god a guy at my gym just asked me if I’m a professional athlete and I was so surprised I laughed in his face and I think I may have really offended him

butterbel:

Weekend slug life

4 important points:

1) Look how healthy my hair looks in that first photo. A+ decision on my behalf to get my reluctant ~yearly haircut recently
2) I got something in my eye on our walk yesterday and now it looks like I have pink eye
3) I am the sluggiest of all the slugs
4) Cbel had her second date with the magnificent-armed jetski man AND I WENT TOO. How ridiculous. I can quantitatively confirm he is ++ridiculously hot

A message from Anonymous
Hey! Did you bloat much after your easter treats..how did they affect your keto?

I’m not currently in ketosis due to Easter, I haven’t been in since Tuesday last week and won’t be back in until later this week :)

I don’t view it as anything other than “living life”. Last year I didn’t have any chocolate at Easter because the situation was different and it made me happy to continue eating as normal, and I was just as happy then as I am this Easter. I just roll with how I feel and what I feel like doing

A message from Anonymous
omg you are actually the best ~ your happiness is so infectious and reading your posts always helps me believe that one day i'll be able to get my shit together! you are hilarious and such a fab role model xoxoxoxo

I’m loving these new compliments re: me being funny huehuehue

I am very very happy that my posts bring others happiness and positivity though, that will forever be my favourite outcome of this blog :3